My theory is that a wiener dog and a seal met and fell in love by some odd chance encounter and reproduced Louie, the seal pup.
That is exactly what happened!
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”
[sad singing] after plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own you mail back my things and i walk home alone [mildly angry singing] but you kEEP MY OLD SCARF FROM THAT VERY FIRST WEEK [ANGRIER SINGING] ‘CAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF INNOCENCE AND SMELLS LIKE ME U CANT GET RID OF IT BECAUSE U REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
